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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1841570" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ol">How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ol">What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1841570, member: 1246"] [LIST=1] [*]How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. [*]Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty. [*]Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE! [*]Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee. [*]What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. [*]What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies. [*]Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?” [*]A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!” [*]I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong. [*]What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa! [*]What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM! [*]Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head) [*]Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop! [*]What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business! [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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