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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1863353" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying?</p><p>A: Other lawyers look interested.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?</p><p>A: Because they âre used to doing all of their lying indoors.</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?</p><p>A: Law school.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you define double jeopardy?</p><p>A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?</p><p>A: All the information you need, but you can't understand a word of it.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?</p><p>A: You always hear about them, but you never see them.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1863353, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B][/B][/SIZE] Q: How can you tell a lawyer is lying? A: Other lawyers look interested. Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? A: Because they âre used to doing all of their lying indoors. Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood? A: Law school. Q: How do you define double jeopardy? A: When a lawyer calls in her partner. Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer? A: All the information you need, but you can't understand a word of it. Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them, but you never see them. [/QUOTE]
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