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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1886234" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Brother -in-law</strong></span></p><p>A man suffered a heart attack and had by-pass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital.</p><p></p><p></p><p>As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay the bill.</p><p></p><p>He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."</p><p></p><p>The nun asked if he has money in the bank.</p><p></p><p>He replied "No money in the bank."</p><p></p><p>The nun asked " Do you have a relative who could help you?"</p><p></p><p>He said "Just a spinster sister who is a nun."</p><p></p><p>The nun, slightly preturbed, said "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."</p><p></p><p>The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1886234, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Brother -in-law[/B][/SIZE] A man suffered a heart attack and had by-pass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay the bill. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he has money in the bank. He replied "No money in the bank." The nun asked " Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said "Just a spinster sister who is a nun." The nun, slightly preturbed, said "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!" [/QUOTE]
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