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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1895919" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.</p><p></p><p>Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.</p><p></p><p>Pat: You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird? I can't believe it!</p><p></p><p>Chris: Well, yeah. After all, he's a parrot fish.</p><p></p><p>Pat: I hate to tell you this, Chris, but while you might be able to teach a parrot bird to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.</p><p></p><p>Chris: That's what you think! He can sing all right. The thing is, he keeps singing off-key. It's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1895919, member: 1246"] Pat: Hey, Chris! How's your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird. Pat: You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird? I can't believe it! Chris: Well, yeah. After all, he's a parrot fish. Pat: I hate to tell you this, Chris, but while you might be able to teach a parrot bird to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish. Chris: That's what you think! He can sing all right. The thing is, he keeps singing off-key. It's driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish? [/QUOTE]
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