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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1918697" data-attributes="member: 1246">There was a man who said,&nbsp;&quot;I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!&quot;Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a woman&#039;s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend&#039;s girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she&#039;s really attractive. -- Bruce FriedmanA gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present.A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband is what&#039;s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -Marriage quotes2//&nbsp;Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced.Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1918697, member: 1246"] There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!" Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. -- Bruce Friedman A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke. A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -Marriage quotes2// Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. [/QUOTE]

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