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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1946755" data-attributes="member: 1246">"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" a guy asks.The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."</blockquote>