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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1970953" data-attributes="member: 1246">How Many Dogs does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we&#039;ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you&#039;re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?Border Collie: Just one. And I&#039;ll replace any wiring that&#039;s not up to code.Dachshund: I can&#039;t reach the stupid lamp!Toy Poodle: I&#039;ll just blow in the Border collie&#039;s ear and he&#039;ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he&#039;s busy.Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.Doberman Pinscher: While it&#039;s dark, I&#039;m going to sleep on the couch.Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZChihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I&#039;ve got a hangover.Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...Greyhound: It isn&#039;t moving. Who cares?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1970953, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]How Many Dogs does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? [/QUOTE]

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