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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1998274" data-attributes="member: 1246">Ten Thoughts to Ponder......Ten Thoughts to Ponder...Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won&#039;t bother you for weeks.Number 6Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can&#039;t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.Number 5Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Number 4All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 3Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?Number 2In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT...America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven&#039;t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1998274, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Ten Thoughts to Ponder... ...[/B][/SIZE] Ten Thoughts to Ponder... Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT... America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration [/QUOTE]

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