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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2075332" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Two ministers died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says," I'd like to get you in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to earth until it's ready, but you can go back as anything you want.</p><p>The first minister says, "I've always wanted to be a eagle soaring above our beautiful earth."</p><p>"And I have always wanted to be a stud!" said the second.</p><p>"So be it " says St. Peter and "POOF", the ministers disappear.</p><p>A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and St. peter asked his assistant to recall the two ministers.</p><p>"How will I find them?" the assistant askes.</p><p>"One is easy, he's soaring over the Grand Canyon right now" says St. Peter.</p><p>"The other may be tough to locate though, he's on a snow tire somewhere in Alaska."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2075332, member: 1246"] Two ministers died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says," I'd like to get you in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to earth until it's ready, but you can go back as anything you want. The first minister says, "I've always wanted to be a eagle soaring above our beautiful earth." "And I have always wanted to be a stud!" said the second. "So be it " says St. Peter and "POOF", the ministers disappear. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and St. peter asked his assistant to recall the two ministers. "How will I find them?" the assistant askes. "One is easy, he's soaring over the Grand Canyon right now" says St. Peter. "The other may be tough to locate though, he's on a snow tire somewhere in Alaska." [/QUOTE]
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