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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2104906" data-attributes="member: 1246">Catholic Definitions....Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.Holy Water: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range.Incense: Holy Smoke!Jesuits: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams.Jonah: The original “Jaws” story.Justice: When your children have kids of their own.Kyrie Eleison: The only Greek words that most Catholics an recognize besides gyros and baklava.Magi: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.Manger:1- Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn’t covered by an HMO.2- The Bible’s way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches.Procession: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats.Recessional: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass—lead by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot.Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long that they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.Ten Commandments: The most important Top Ten list not produced by David Letterman.Ushers: The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2104906, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Catholic Definitions....[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. Holy Water: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation’s range. Incense: Holy Smoke! Jesuits: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams. Jonah: The original “Jaws” story. Justice: When your children have kids of their own. Kyrie Eleison: The only Greek words that most Catholics an recognize besides gyros and baklava. Magi: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower. Manger: 1- Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn’t covered by an HMO. 2- The Bible’s way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough. Pew: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches. Procession: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats. Recessional: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass—lead by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long that they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. Ten Commandments: The most important Top Ten list not produced by David Letterman. Ushers: The only people in the parish who don’t know the seating capacity of a pew. [/QUOTE]

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