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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2109290" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:</p><p></p><p>1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a"BREASTED AMERICAN."</p><p></p><p>2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" -She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."</p><p></p><p>3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."</p><p></p><p>4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."</p><p></p><p>5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."</p><p></p><p>6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."</p><p></p><p>7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."</p><p></p><p>8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" -She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."</p><p></p><p>9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes"VERBALLY REPETITIVE."</p><p></p><p>10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."</p><p></p><p>11 She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUEHOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."</p><p></p><p>12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a"LOW COST PROVIDER."</p><p></p><p></p><p>HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:</p><p></p><p>1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He hasdeveloped a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."</p><p></p><p>2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."</p><p></p><p>3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."</p><p></p><p>4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICULER REGRESSION."</p><p></p><p>5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers"GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."</p><p>6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."</p><p>7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."</p><p>8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - Hehas "SWINE EMPATHY."</p><p>9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is"RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."</p><p>10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLYFOCUSED."</p><p>11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants-It's"REAR CLEAVAGE."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2109290, member: 1246"] HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a"BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" -She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" -She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes"VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11 She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUEHOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a"LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He hasdeveloped a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICULER REGRESSION." 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers"GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of"RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - Hehas "SWINE EMPATHY." 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is"RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED." 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLYFOCUSED." 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants-It's"REAR CLEAVAGE." [/QUOTE]
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