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<blockquote data-quote="Ya Dad" data-source="post: 2109451" data-attributes="member: 40478">My girlfriend was sad, so I asked if she wanted to hear a joke. She said no but I told her one anyway lol. I made it up spur of the moment with no idea how it would end as I was telling it. So here&#039;s the joke I told that day:<img src="http://s10.postimg.org/iaws61x3t/man_walks_into_a_bar.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> So a man walks into a bar. He sits down at the bar and asks the bartender, &quot;So who are the locals around here?&quot;The bartender says, &quot;Well...that&#039;s old Joe sittin&#039; down over there&quot;The man asks why he is called old Joe, and the bartender says back, &quot;Well he&#039;s about 70 years old, been coming here for awhile, so that&#039;s just what his name is.&quot;The man says, &quot;Oh. Ok then. So who&#039;s that woman sitting at the table over there?&quot;Bartender replies back, &quot;That&#039;s Big Susan. We call her that because she&#039;s a pretty big woman, so that&#039;s just what her name is.&quot;So the man sits there for a bit, then asks, &quot;So...what other locals do you have around here?&quot;The Bartender thinks about it for a second, then says, &quot; Well, there&#039;s a feller who comes here every night by the name of Al. We call him Al Zheimer&quot;The man asks, &quot;Why do you call him that??&quot;Bartender says, &quot;Because he comes around here the same damn time every night, and every damn night he asks who the locals are around here, and every night I have to tell him the same damn thing.&quot;The man says, &quot;Hah! I&#039;d sure love to meet him!&quot;And the bartender says back, &quot;Yeah...I&#039;m sure you would.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Ya Dad, post: 2109451, member: 40478"] My girlfriend was sad, so I asked if she wanted to hear a joke. She said no but I told her one anyway lol. I made it up spur of the moment with no idea how it would end as I was telling it. So here's the joke I told that day: [IMG]http://s10.postimg.org/iaws61x3t/man_walks_into_a_bar.png[/IMG] So a man walks into a bar. He sits down at the bar and asks the bartender, "So who are the locals around here?" The bartender says, "Well...that's old Joe sittin' down over there" The man asks why he is called old Joe, and the bartender says back, "Well he's about 70 years old, been coming here for awhile, so that's just what his name is." The man says, "Oh. Ok then. So who's that woman sitting at the table over there?" Bartender replies back, "That's Big Susan. We call her that because she's a pretty big woman, so that's just what her name is." So the man sits there for a bit, then asks, "So...what other locals do you have around here?" The Bartender thinks about it for a second, then says, " Well, there's a feller who comes here every night by the name of Al. We call him Al Zheimer" The man asks, "Why do you call him that??" Bartender says, "Because he comes around here the same damn time every night, and every damn night he asks who the locals are around here, and every night I have to tell him the same damn thing." The man says, "Hah! I'd sure love to meet him!" And the bartender says back, "Yeah...I'm sure you would." [/QUOTE]

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