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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2117311" data-attributes="member: 1246">A New Hampshireman stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip -- three pennies.As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself: "You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves."The man turns around, curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, what does my tip say?""Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man."Barely able to conceal his pride, the man utters, "Hmm, true enough.""And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor."Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well, that's true, too.""And the third penny tells me that your father was one, too."</blockquote>