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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2140672" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man.</p><p>Dr: I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?</p><p>Patient: I guess the bad news.</p><p>Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there's nothing else we can do. I'm sorry.</p><p>Patient: (starts crying)</p><p>Dr: Now, now... I know you're upset... but remember, I also said there was good news.</p><p>Patient: Yes, I need some good news... what is it?</p><p>Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna.</p><p>Patient: (cheering up) Yes?</p><p>Dr: You know, the one with the big breasts?</p><p>Patient: (more excited) Yes, yes...</p><p>Dr: You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup?</p><p>Patient: (very excited) Yes, yes - what about her?</p><p>Dr: I finally had sex with her last night.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2140672, member: 1246"] A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad news. Dr: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there's nothing else we can do. I'm sorry. Patient: (starts crying) Dr: Now, now... I know you're upset... but remember, I also said there was good news. Patient: Yes, I need some good news... what is it? Dr: Well, you know my nurse, Donna. Patient: (cheering up) Yes? Dr: You know, the one with the big breasts? Patient: (more excited) Yes, yes... Dr: You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup? Patient: (very excited) Yes, yes - what about her? Dr: I finally had sex with her last night. [/QUOTE]
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