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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2156515" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p>One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class</p><p></p><p>about there parent's occupations.</p><p></p><p>Jane put up her hand and said, "My mother is a nurse".</p><p></p><p>The teacher said, "That's wonderful, she helps to cure sick</p><p></p><p>people."</p><p></p><p>Andrew then out up his hand. "My father is a pilot," he</p><p></p><p>said.</p><p></p><p>The teacher said, "Congratulations! Your father helps people</p><p></p><p>get to where they are going."</p><p></p><p>Johnny then said, "Miss, my father plays the piano in a</p><p></p><p>brothel."</p><p></p><p>The teacher quickly changed the topic, but kept it in her</p><p></p><p>head for later reference.</p><p></p><p>At the parent/teacher night a month later Johnny's parents</p><p></p><p>came to see the teacher and the teacher asked him if he</p><p></p><p>really was a piano player in a brothel.</p><p></p><p>Johnny's father replied that he wasn't. But that is what he</p><p></p><p>told Johnny because he didn't want to admit to being a lawyer.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2156515, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B][/B][/SIZE] One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class about there parent's occupations. Jane put up her hand and said, "My mother is a nurse". The teacher said, "That's wonderful, she helps to cure sick people." Andrew then out up his hand. "My father is a pilot," he said. The teacher said, "Congratulations! Your father helps people get to where they are going." Johnny then said, "Miss, my father plays the piano in a brothel." The teacher quickly changed the topic, but kept it in her head for later reference. At the parent/teacher night a month later Johnny's parents came to see the teacher and the teacher asked him if he really was a piano player in a brothel. Johnny's father replied that he wasn't. But that is what he told Johnny because he didn't want to admit to being a lawyer. [/QUOTE]
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