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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2159851" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.<strong><strong>The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.<strong><strong>She pauses, reflects and then she says. Well then, let it read</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong>"Angus MacPherson died."<strong><strong>Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.<strong><strong>She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read...............</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>"Angus MacPherson died. Golf clubs for sale."</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2159851, member: 1246"] [B]A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.[B][B]The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.[B][B]She pauses, reflects and then she says. Well then, let it read[/B] "Angus MacPherson died."[B][B]Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven word minimum for all obituaries.[B][B]She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read...............[/B] "Angus MacPherson died. Golf clubs for sale."[/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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