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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2211690" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island. For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship.</p><p>One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried off and they started talking.</p><p>April asked Harry, "what is something you've REALLY missed being out here on a desserted island for so long?"</p><p>"A clean shirt," was Harry's response. With a huff, April reached into the steamer trunk and tossed Harry a shirt.</p><p>April let out a short huff, but persevered: "Surely there's SOMETHING you've really missed out here...all alone...on an island with NOBODY all this time?"</p><p>"Oh wow, YEAH, there sure is: I'd REALLY like a dry pillow to sleep on."</p><p>April reached into her steamer trunk once again and tossed Harry a pillow; and she would not be put off. Striking her most alluring pose, she asked in her most provocative voice, "C'mon, Harry, wouldn't you like to play around?"</p><p>Harry got all excited and started jumping up and down. "Don't tell me you have a set of GOLF CLUBS in there, too?!???!?!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2211690, member: 1246"] Harry was shipwrecked on a deserted island. For several months, he longed for someone to talk to; searched the horizons for even the suggestion of a ship. One day, his committment was rewarded: A beautiful woman was washed up onto the beach, floating on a large steamer trunk. Harry got her all settled, and fed, and dried off and they started talking. April asked Harry, "what is something you've REALLY missed being out here on a desserted island for so long?" "A clean shirt," was Harry's response. With a huff, April reached into the steamer trunk and tossed Harry a shirt. April let out a short huff, but persevered: "Surely there's SOMETHING you've really missed out here...all alone...on an island with NOBODY all this time?" "Oh wow, YEAH, there sure is: I'd REALLY like a dry pillow to sleep on." April reached into her steamer trunk once again and tossed Harry a pillow; and she would not be put off. Striking her most alluring pose, she asked in her most provocative voice, "C'mon, Harry, wouldn't you like to play around?" Harry got all excited and started jumping up and down. "Don't tell me you have a set of GOLF CLUBS in there, too?!???!?!" [/QUOTE]
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