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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2592601" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her.</p><p>He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes.</p><p>On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan.</p><p>The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss his bride. The pastor sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid. He pulls the young man aside and asks him. Can you please pay me?</p><p>Not wanting to create a scene the young man asked. How much do I owe you?</p><p>The pastor thinks quickly and replies, pay me according to your wife's beauty.</p><p>The young man discretely pulled out five dollars and gave it to the pastor.</p><p>Although annoyed by this, the pastor continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the brides face to allow the groom to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the pastor interrupts and promptly hand the groom four dollars and fifty cents.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2592601, member: 1246"] After dating a young lady for some time a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the day comes. On the day of the wedding the young man has yet to pay the pastor for performing the ceremony. However the pastor has a plan. The service proceeds as planned the vows are exchanged etc. Now it is time for the groom to kiss his bride. The pastor sees this as the perfect opportunity to ask to be paid. He pulls the young man aside and asks him. Can you please pay me? Not wanting to create a scene the young man asked. How much do I owe you? The pastor thinks quickly and replies, pay me according to your wife's beauty. The young man discretely pulled out five dollars and gave it to the pastor. Although annoyed by this, the pastor continues the ceremony and says; you may now kiss the bride. At this point the veil is lifted from the brides face to allow the groom to kiss her. As the groom is about to kiss his new bride the pastor interrupts and promptly hand the groom four dollars and fifty cents. [/QUOTE]
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