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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 3740093" data-attributes="member: 1246">Actual Employee Evaluations...The following were taken from actual employee evaluations:* Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.* I would not allow this man to breed.* This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won&#039;t be.* Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.* When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.* He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.* This man has delusions of adequacy.* He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them.* This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the better.* This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.* Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn&#039;t looking.* Got a full six-pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that holds it together.* A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.* A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.* Bright as Alaska in December.* Donated his brain to science before he was quite finished using it.* Fell out of his family tree.* The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming.* This man has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.* If brains were taxed, he would get a rebate.* Any dumber and he would have to be watered twice a week.* If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change back.* If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 3740093, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Actual Employee Evaluations...[/B][/SIZE] The following were taken from actual employee evaluations: * Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig. * His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity. * I would not allow this man to breed. * This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be. * Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. * When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. * He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. * This man has delusions of adequacy. * He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them. * This employee should go far -- the sooner he starts, the better. * This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. * Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking. * Got a full six-pack, but is missing the plastic thingy that holds it together. * A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus. * A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on. * Bright as Alaska in December. * Donated his brain to science before he was quite finished using it. * Fell out of his family tree. * The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming. * This man has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it. * If brains were taxed, he would get a rebate. * Any dumber and he would have to be watered twice a week. * If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change back. * If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. [/QUOTE]

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