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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 4198684" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Jokes written on the walls...…..</strong></span></p><p></p><p>1. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. - Men's room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY.</p><p></p><p>2. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />. - Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC.</p><p></p><p>3. Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library. Duke University.</p><p></p><p>4. If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Maggies Pizza, Washington, D.C.</p><p></p><p>5. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married. - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT.</p><p></p><p>6. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books, NY.</p><p></p><p>7. A woman's rule of thumb, if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX.</p><p></p><p>8. I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality... but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse. - The Cellar Restaurant, VA.</p><p></p><p>9. Hey Nike, I just did it! - Tastee Diner, Bethesda, MD</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 4198684, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Jokes written on the walls...…..[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] 1. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. - Men's room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY. 2. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her :censored:. - Men's room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC. 3. Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library. Duke University. 4. If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Maggies Pizza, Washington, D.C. 5. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married. - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT. 6. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. - Revolution Books, NY. 7. A woman's rule of thumb, if it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX. 8. I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality... but then I realized I was just kicking a dead horse. - The Cellar Restaurant, VA. 9. Hey Nike, I just did it! - Tastee Diner, Bethesda, MD [/QUOTE]
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