Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Best not selling your pet if you are worried about it becoming dinner!
I gave my goat to the state fair and they barbecued it — now I’m suing
The goat was sold in a livestock auction, but the owner’s daughter wanted him back — leading the mom to steal the goat. Authorities retrieved the animal, though — and it was cooked up.
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