Man Shoots Himself In The Junk/Nads, Gets 6 Years

[Wally]

Ouch.

Portland man who accidentally shot himself in groin falsely claimed homeless man robbed, fired gun at him

A Portland man who accidentally shot himself in the groin but told police he was robbed and shot by a white homeless man at a bus stop was sentenced to nearly six years in federal prison.

www.oregonlive.com

 

[rod]

Obama's kids. Go figure

 

[rod]

He probably would have got away with it if he had said a black homeless guy shot him. More believable

 

[Wally]

That pic of government exhibit number 2 is hilarious.

 

[CtrlAltDel]

I wonder if he has a Plaxico Burgess Jersey, autographed.

 

[Wally]

 

[newfie]

is there a big problem with white homeless men in Portland shooting people in the gonads while robbing them?

Is a tracked crime statistic for this.

 

[CtrlAltDel]

He should have thrown away the gun. When they found it in his possession, he friend’d up.

 

[Wally]

The shooter apparently had a problem with 40's...



...
..caliber!

 

[olroadbeech]

Obama's kids. Go figure

wait until BLM gets ahold of this story......riots , looting , and protests.

 

[olroadbeech]

that's racist......

 

[Wally]

that's racist......

I totally reject that narrative.

I see a man reacting to the painful idea of someone blasting his own junk.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

I totally reject that narrative.

I see a man reacting to the painful idea of someone blasting his own junk.

Isn't it ironic that the people who preach about racism seem to be the only people noticing it enough to make it noteworthy in their lives?

 

[Wally]

Isn't it ironic that the people who preach about racism seem to be the only people noticing it enough to make it noteworthy in their lives?

Maybe she was making a joke?

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Maybe she was making a joke?

Hopefully so, but I have little faith in the workings of that mind.

 

[newfie]

This is a horrible crime that clearly disadvantages people withlargejunk of color

 

[newfie]

that's racist......

 

[trickpony1]

Alabama Black Snake may became extinct if this continues.

 

[olroadbeech]

Maybe she was making a joke?

DUH!!!!!! so many idiots on this forum.......

Wally gets it.

 

[Operational needs]

Maybe she was making a joke?

Aww Wally. You have a new BFF. Lol.