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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1364725" data-attributes="member: 1246">A friend tells the blonde, &quot;Christmas is on a Friday this year.&quot; The blond says, &quot;Let&#039;s hope it&#039;s not the 13th.&quot;------------------------------------Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.One asks, &quot;What if one explodes before we get there?&quot;The other says, &quot;We&#039;ll lie and say we only found two.&quot;------------------------------------A woman phones her blonde neighbor and says, &quot;Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.&quot;To which the blonde replies, &quot;Well the joke&#039;s on all of you because I wasn&#039;t even at home yesterday.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1364725, member: 1246"] [B]A friend tells the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phones her blonde neighbor and says, "Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde replies, "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."[/B] [/QUOTE]

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