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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1377114" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Church Banner</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A church was preparing for Easter services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the banner company. </strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway. </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>The sign came back a few days later: "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide".</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1377114, member: 1246"] [B]Church Banner[/B] [B]A church was preparing for Easter services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the banner company. [/B] [B]The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway. The sign came back a few days later: "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide".[/B] [/QUOTE]
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