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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1651277" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>*Vice President Joe Biden said that investing in the nation's highways and bridges is a "national security" issue. Even better idea: keep terrorists out of the country so they don't drive on them. </p><p></p><p>*A new report shows that there won't be a single conservative commencement speaker at any of America's top 10 colleges. Meanwhile, the liberal speakers will all be pontificating about the virtue of diversity. </p><p></p><p>*Hillary Clinton has hired a full-time "rapid response" research group dedicated to defending her from attacks on her record. Wish she'd protected the Libyan consulate that zealously. </p><p></p><p>*Russia's foreign minister Sergei Lavrov gave John Kerry two baskets of potatoes and tomatoes. I expect they'll argue about pronunciation and then call the whole thing off. </p><p></p><p>*France is considering a new law that gives its government sweeping new powers to spy on its citizens. That's just crazy. Don't they have executive orders over there? </p><p></p><p>-- Fred Thompson--</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1651277, member: 1246"] *Vice President Joe Biden said that investing in the nation's highways and bridges is a "national security" issue. Even better idea: keep terrorists out of the country so they don't drive on them. *A new report shows that there won't be a single conservative commencement speaker at any of America's top 10 colleges. Meanwhile, the liberal speakers will all be pontificating about the virtue of diversity. *Hillary Clinton has hired a full-time "rapid response" research group dedicated to defending her from attacks on her record. Wish she'd protected the Libyan consulate that zealously. *Russia's foreign minister Sergei Lavrov gave John Kerry two baskets of potatoes and tomatoes. I expect they'll argue about pronunciation and then call the whole thing off. *France is considering a new law that gives its government sweeping new powers to spy on its citizens. That's just crazy. Don't they have executive orders over there? -- Fred Thompson-- [/QUOTE]
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