Piggybacking off BrownMonster's thread about a shirtless guy...

[The Driver]

Twice in the last year, a shirtless, athletic-looking manscaped South Asian man has approached me in two different areas to ask me generic questions about UPS (how to ship, where the nearest UPS store is, etc). I was polite to him but curt. I think I have a stalker, and there's a good chance I'm not the only one in my center to have an encounter with him. He was driving a brand new Audi sedan, both times shirtless.

He's probably harmless, just looking to prostitute himself. I talked to my pops the other day and he seemed to think he might be funded. Said to watch out, he might plant a bomb underneath the package car.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Is there a fail icon?

 

[silenze]

this man is the reason you love your job?

 

[trickpony1]

There needs to be a "get me a bucket" icon........

 

[The Driver]

trickpony1 is on a roll with the videos tonight

 

[trickpony1]

A picture is worth a thousand words.......

 

[Brownslave688]

Is there a fail icon?

 

[The Driver]

I'm thinking of calling the center and then the cops next time this happens. I feel like this dude won't give it up

 

[Brownslave688]

I'm thinking of calling the center and then the cops next time this happens. I feel like this dude won't give it up

 

[The Driver]

I'm thinking of calling the center and then the cops next time this happens. I feel like this dude won't give it up

 

[newfie]

did you say two times in a year makes him a stalker or possibly a bomber?

 

[The Driver]

I said it makes him a stalker possibly. my hilariously paranoid father thinks me might be an ISIS operative

 

[newfie]

is it possible you're requirements in defining a stalker may be a bit stringent?

 

[The Driver]

It's more likely the guy is looking for a payday or just a date. But... still, my memory is long and for him to just walk up on me practically naked twice in two years in two totally different places makes me a little freaked out. just a little you know

 

[newfie]

I think I would have had to see him around a few more times before I would start questioning his motives. that's just me.

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[The Driver]

Well what else is there left to imagine? He approaches me TWICE in one year, almost naked, in two different parts of the county I sometimes work in. What is he doing then? Is he that clueless about UPS that he needs to ask drivers generic questions constantly? Never heard of the Internet?

 

[The Driver]

that's... him!

 

[brownmonster]

It's more likely the guy is looking for a payday or just a date. But... still, my memory is long and for him to just walk up on me practically naked twice in two years in two totally different places makes me a little freaked out. just a little you know

My wife walked up to me practically naked twice in a couple of years and I don't consider her a stalker.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I wondered what had happened to Jon (Jon and Kate plus 8) after the divorce.