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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 706213" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Obamanation here today</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Again, let me point out that I didn't make these up (I should be so clever!), I'm just passing them along.</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno (actually, she does need a Halloween mask.)</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> A: A fund raiser. Leno</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> A: America ! Fallon</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> A: Bo has papers. Kimmel</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman</span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'verdana'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 706213, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Obamanation here today[/b] [B][SIZE=5]Again, let me point out that I didn't make these up (I should be so clever!), I'm just passing them along.[/SIZE][/B] [FONT=times new roman][FONT=times new roman][FONT=verdana][FONT=verdana][FONT=times new roman][B] [SIZE=5] The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno (actually, she does need a Halloween mask.) Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman[/SIZE][/B][/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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