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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 779525" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Obamanation here today</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><strong>Subject: Gore, Clinton & Obama...</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all die...</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">When they arrive in Heaven, God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was Your will that I did not serve as president.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">I've come to understand that now.''</span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">God thinks for a second and says:</span></span></span></strong></p></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''</span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''</span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></strong><p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">God thinks for a second and says:</span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></span><p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></strong><p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"I believe you're in my chair."</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 779525, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Obamanation here today[/b] [B][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Helvetica][B]Subject: Gore, Clinton & Obama...[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama all die...[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]When they arrive in Heaven, God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was Your will that I did not serve as president.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [CENTER][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]I've come to understand that now.''[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]God thinks for a second and says:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"Very good. Come and sit at my left.''[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][/center][/FONT][CENTER][/center][/B][CENTER][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.'' [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black] [CENTER][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]God thinks for a second and says:[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]"You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=5][/SIZE] [CENTER][/CENTER][/COLOR][CENTER][/center][/FONT][CENTER][/center][/B][CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]"I believe you're in my chair."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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