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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 982079" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Obamanation here today</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">H A P P Y G R A M</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">You know the honeymoon is over,when the comedians start.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">We agree...and think 25 to life would be </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">appropriate. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--Jay Leno</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">America needs Obama-care like Nancy </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--Jay Leno</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Q: Have you heard about McDonald's'</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">new Obama Value Meal?</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">has to pay for it. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--Conan O'Brien</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Q: What does Barack Obama call </span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">lunch with a convicted felon?</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">A: A fund raiser. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--Jay Leno</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">and threats to society.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">The other is for housing prisoners. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--David Letterman</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were </span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it </span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">started to sink, who would be saved?</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">A: America! </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--Jimmy Fallon</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Q: What's the difference between</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Obama and his dog, Bo?</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">A: Bo has papers. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--Jimmy Kimmel</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Q: What was the most positive result </span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: black">of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">stickers off the road. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"><strong><em>--David Letterman</em></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">Solution to the problem in Egypt:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: black">They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 982079, member: 1246"] [B]Re: Obamanation here today[/B] [B][COLOR=black]H A P P Y G R A M[/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]You know the honeymoon is over,when the comedians start.[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=black]The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. [B][I]--Jay Leno[/I][/B] America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. [B][I]--Jay Leno[/I][/B] [/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=black]Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black]A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. [B][I]--Conan O'Brien[/I][/B] [/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=black]Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black]A: A fund raiser. [B][I]--Jay Leno[/I][/B] [/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=black]Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black]A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]The other is for housing prisoners. [B][I]--David Letterman[/I][/B] [/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=black]Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black]A: America! [B][I]--Jimmy Fallon[/I][/B] [/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=black]Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black]A: Bo has papers. [B][I]--Jimmy Kimmel[/I][/B] [/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=black]Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?[/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=black]A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. [B][I]--David Letterman[/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Solution to the problem in Egypt:[/COLOR] [COLOR=black]They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.[/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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