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<blockquote data-quote="island1fox" data-source="post: 994988" data-attributes="member: 4816"><img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy-very.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy-very:" title="Happy Very&nbsp; &nbsp; :happy-very:" data-shortname=":happy-very:" />News Flash.&nbsp; The Canadian Government has announced &quot;Kleindogcare&quot;&nbsp; because there are millions of Canadians that cannot afford a Hot dog in the free market.All&nbsp; Hot dog vendors must immediately do the following :1. If a child at 26 years of age or below must get all hot dogs for free.2. If customer has previously not eaten you must sell them three hot dogs for the price of one.3. No limit on the number of free hot dogs after a customer has paid for two.4. Customers not working or not willing to work --unlimited hot dogs for freeThe Government also states that all hot dog vendors must supply all ketchup and mustard and all extras free to all women.The water on the hot dog stand must be a constant 1500 degrees.Any fat person cannot recieve a bun or vendor will face stiff fine.No alcohol served by vendors unless they buy a 50,000 permit from the government.No pop or soda to be sold that has any sugar content.Hot dog vendor must pay an additional government tax of 35% at any event that involves Canadian citizens.Wow all Canadians hava availability to hot dogs --the government is super smart.Oh no we are running short on hot dogs ----Ration --No canadian over 60 gets a dog unless they wait two years -limit one dog per senior -lifetime.Ah, nothing like the &quot;free Market&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; with no government interference, great open competetion to keep prices low and quality high.Canada a place where a small hot dog vendor can run his business, provide a service and make a reasonable profit without looking like a greedy businessman.&nbsp; Sorry =--to early for a Martini ---I just had too much coffee !!!<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/sad-little.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sad-little:" title="Sad Little&nbsp; &nbsp; :sad-little:" data-shortname=":sad-little:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="island1fox, post: 994988, member: 4816"] :happy-very:News Flash. The Canadian Government has announced "Kleindogcare" because there are millions of Canadians that cannot afford a Hot dog in the free market. All Hot dog vendors must immediately do the following : 1. If a child at 26 years of age or below must get all hot dogs for free. 2. If customer has previously not eaten you must sell them three hot dogs for the price of one. 3. No limit on the number of free hot dogs after a customer has paid for two. 4. Customers not working or not willing to work --unlimited hot dogs for free The Government also states that all hot dog vendors must supply all ketchup and mustard and all extras free to all women. The water on the hot dog stand must be a constant 1500 degrees. Any fat person cannot recieve a bun or vendor will face stiff fine. No alcohol served by vendors unless they buy a 50,000 permit from the government. No pop or soda to be sold that has any sugar content. Hot dog vendor must pay an additional government tax of 35% at any event that involves Canadian citizens. Wow all Canadians hava availability to hot dogs --the government is super smart. Oh no we are running short on hot dogs ----Ration --No canadian over 60 gets a dog unless they wait two years -limit one dog per senior -lifetime. Ah, nothing like the "free Market" with no government interference, great open competetion to keep prices low and quality high. Canada a place where a small hot dog vendor can run his business, provide a service and make a reasonable profit without looking like a greedy businessman. Sorry =--to early for a Martini ---I just had too much coffee !!!:sad-little: [/QUOTE]

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