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<blockquote data-quote="Old Man Jingles" data-source="post: 4432152" data-attributes="member: 18222"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Satire from the Borowitz Report</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Not the news.</strong></span></p><p>Real nice how you cut that off from "<a href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report" target="_blank">The Borowitz Report</a>)" ... still obviously satire and quite funny.</p><p></p><p>This one is even funnier.</p><p></p><p><img src="https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e7b738f358dde0009f1aa0b/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Borowitz-FauciandTrump.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong>Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This Year</strong></span></p><p></p><p>By <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz" target="_blank">Andy Borowitz</a></p><p></p><p>(<a href="https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report" target="_blank">Satire from The Borowitz Report</a>)—Taking bold action to safeguard the health of millions of Americans, Dr. Anthony Fauci has tricked <a href="https://www.newyorker.com/tag/donald-trump" target="_blank">Donald J. Trump</a> into believing that there is no Easter this year, Fauci has confirmed.</p><p></p><p>After hearing Trump declare on Tuesday that he hoped to reopen the country on Easter Sunday, an alarmed Fauci decided to spring into action.</p><p></p><p>“I ran down to my computer and mocked up a phony 2020 calendar with no Easter on it,” Fauci said. “Then I showed it to Trump and said, ‘There’s a problem with your plan, Mr. President. There’s no Easter this year.’”</p><p></p><p></p><p>According to Fauci, Trump was initially baffled by the news. “How could that be?” Trump asked. “There’s Easter every year.”</p><p>“This is a leap year,” the quick-thinking virologist replied.</p><p></p><p>“I guess I didn’t know it worked that way,” Trump said. “I never go to church.”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Old Man Jingles, post: 4432152, member: 18222"] [SIZE=6][B]Satire from the Borowitz Report[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][B]Not the news.[/B][/SIZE] Real nice how you cut that off from "[URL='https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report']The Borowitz Report[/URL])" ... still obviously satire and quite funny. This one is even funnier. [IMG]https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5e7b738f358dde0009f1aa0b/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/Borowitz-FauciandTrump.jpg[/IMG] [SIZE=6][B]Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This Year[/B][/SIZE] By [URL='https://www.newyorker.com/contributors/andy-borowitz']Andy Borowitz[/URL] ([URL='https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report']Satire from The Borowitz Report[/URL])—Taking bold action to safeguard the health of millions of Americans, Dr. Anthony Fauci has tricked [URL='https://www.newyorker.com/tag/donald-trump']Donald J. Trump[/URL] into believing that there is no Easter this year, Fauci has confirmed. After hearing Trump declare on Tuesday that he hoped to reopen the country on Easter Sunday, an alarmed Fauci decided to spring into action. “I ran down to my computer and mocked up a phony 2020 calendar with no Easter on it,” Fauci said. “Then I showed it to Trump and said, ‘There’s a problem with your plan, Mr. President. There’s no Easter this year.’” According to Fauci, Trump was initially baffled by the news. “How could that be?” Trump asked. “There’s Easter every year.” “This is a leap year,” the quick-thinking virologist replied. “I guess I didn’t know it worked that way,” Trump said. “I never go to church.” [/QUOTE]
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