The grass is greener...

[scooby0048]

I was glad when the last week was over after dealing with Uncle HoneyBooBoo and her son, baby orca pig vomit. This week is not looking too promising so far...

Here's the scenario, 2 stops right next to each other. I cut across the lawn after dropping box at 1st stop. Halfway across, dude comes out and this conversation ensued:
Dude: Hey you're on the grass, we don't walk on the grass!
Me: Sorry, I was just going to drop this package right next door.
Dude: That's fine but you need to get off the grass.
Me: No problem sir....(short pause) Wait, you folks don't walk on the grass?
Dude: That's what I said.
Me: How do you cut it?
Dude: WE HIRE PEOPLE!

Apparently the grass is greener on Dude's side of the yard since he hires people to levitate across his lawn.

 

[PT Car Washer]

I would love to have that conversation with a homeowner.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Honestly, it's his grass. If he tells you not to walk on it apologize and stop walking on it.

 

[scooby0048]

I would love to have that conversation with a homeowner.

Believe me, I drew blood biting my tongue on that one. Been laughing about it all day!

 

[upschuck]

I'd chalk it up to "some people are idiots" column and move on.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Honestly, it's his grass. If he tells you not to walk on it apologize and stop walking on it.

Do they have a walkway?
Probably not!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'd chalk it up to "some people are idiots" column and move on.

Sorry cant deliver your packages,dont want to step on your dead grass.

Btw,go to the dentist,and buy your wife a bra!

 

[Indecisi0n]

Do they have a walkway?
Probably not!

I have a few customers that tell me not to walk on their grass and yes they have a walk path. You have to walk around instead of straight to the front door but l feel it's their property and I respect it.

 

[Cementups]

You should be using the walkway anyway. Take the path of least resistance.

 

[BigBeef42]

Grow grass to look at it. Sounds like a great time.

Less Runnin, More Stunnin

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You should be using the walkway anyway. Take the path of least resistance.

Call off sick?

 

[BrownTexas]

U should have either crawled or ran off it. That way you were "working as instructed".

 

[Brownslave688]

I was glad when the last week was over after dealing with Uncle HoneyBooBoo and her son, baby orca pig vomit. This week is not looking too promising so far...

Here's the scenario, 2 stops right next to each other. I cut across the lawn after dropping box at 1st stop. Halfway across, dude comes out and this conversation ensued:
Dude: Hey you're on the grass, we don't walk on the grass!
Me: Sorry, I was just going to drop this package right next door.
Dude: That's fine but you need to get off the grass.
Me: No problem sir....(short pause) Wait, you folks don't walk on the grass?
Dude: That's what I said.
Me: How do you cut it?
Dude: WE HIRE PEOPLE!

Apparently the grass is greener on Dude's side of the yard since he hires people to levitate across his lawn.

Designated walk paths only.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Stealing time.

 

[scooby0048]

Honestly, it's his grass. If he tells you not to walk on it apologize and stop walking on it.

I'm not an idiot, obviously if I had known, I wouldn't have walked on it but now I do. This isn't a "what should I do" thread, I just wanted to share a funny story.

You should be using the walkway anyway. Take the path of least resistance.

Well in this particular case, the path of least resistance was the yard...until the guy interrupted my walking at brisk pace.

 

[Cementups]

Call off sick?

I'm doing that tomorrow. Have to go to kindergarten orientation

 

[Anonymous 11]

I was glad when the last week was over after dealing with Uncle HoneyBooBoo and her son, baby orca pig vomit. This week is not looking too promising so far...

Here's the scenario, 2 stops right next to each other. I cut across the lawn after dropping box at 1st stop. Halfway across, dude comes out and this conversation ensued:
Dude: Hey you're on the grass, we don't walk on the grass!
Me: Sorry, I was just going to drop this package right next door.
Dude: That's fine but you need to get off the grass.
Me: No problem sir....(short pause) Wait, you folks don't walk on the grass?
Dude: That's what I said.
Me: How do you cut it?
Dude: WE HIRE PEOPLE!

Apparently the grass is greener on Dude's side of the yard since he hires people to levitate across his lawn.

You and marine vet should get a bottle of scotch.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm doing that tomorrow. Have to go to kindergarten orientation

Aren't you a bit old,for that?

Wait till you do the college,orientation!
Your underwear,will match your shorts!

 

[scooby0048]

You and marine vet should get a bottle of scotch.

Haha, I think he hates all humans where as I just hate moronic behavior.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Haha, I think he hates all humans where as I just hate moronic behavior.

You dont like,your SUP?