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<blockquote data-quote="vantexan" data-source="post: 4519310" data-attributes="member: 24302">Officers, over here, I&#039;m the one who called!Sorry ma&#039;am, we aren&#039;t officers, we&#039;re Intermediaries.&nbsp; What seems to be the problem.This man broke into my house and tried to rape me!And sir, your side please?Well bro, you know how it is, saw this fine young thang, and thought got to hit dat!He does have a point ma&#039;am.&nbsp; Would you consider giving him a piece if he agrees to leave right after?Will he wear a condom?Aw, do I have to?Come on now, we&#039;re here to work this out to everyone&#039;s satisfaction.&nbsp; You were nice enough to wait until we arrived so give what we&#039;re offering a chance.&nbsp; We have condoms if you need one.Oh, ok, I&#039;ll hit it with a raincoat.There you go!&nbsp; I&#039;ll just need both of you to initial here that the rape in progress has been moved to a lovemaking session of mutual consent.Thank you Intermediaries, I feel so much better now!&nbsp; I&#039;m so glad I called!Me too, I can tap that ass without my old lady finding out in the shame section tomorrow!This has been a presentation from your local Intermediaries Office.&nbsp; Together with your help we can eliminate all interactions formerly known as crimes and make your experience a safe and happy event.&nbsp; Tell all your friends and neighbors!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="vantexan, post: 4519310, member: 24302"] Officers, over here, I'm the one who called! Sorry ma'am, we aren't officers, we're Intermediaries. What seems to be the problem. This man broke into my house and tried to rape me! And sir, your side please? Well bro, you know how it is, saw this fine young thang, and thought got to hit dat! He does have a point ma'am. Would you consider giving him a piece if he agrees to leave right after? Will he wear a condom? Aw, do I have to? Come on now, we're here to work this out to everyone's satisfaction. You were nice enough to wait until we arrived so give what we're offering a chance. We have condoms if you need one. Oh, ok, I'll hit it with a raincoat. There you go! I'll just need both of you to initial here that the rape in progress has been moved to a lovemaking session of mutual consent. Thank you Intermediaries, I feel so much better now! I'm so glad I called! Me too, I can tap that ass without my old lady finding out in the shame section tomorrow! This has been a presentation from your local Intermediaries Office. Together with your help we can eliminate all interactions formerly known as crimes and make your experience a safe and happy event. Tell all your friends and neighbors! [/QUOTE]

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