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UPS laying off Technical hourly employees
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<blockquote data-quote="Anonymoose Cow Orker" data-source="post: 110985"><p>How about solutions that can not be performed via NetOp, or lead to a situation that can not be solved via NetOp? Or solutions that offer specific steps that may appear valid to the layman. Or solutions that left the user without a PC. Or solutions that may offend the caller if offered....</p><p></p><p>"Replaced user."</p><p></p><p>"Booted from DS Win2K 5.03 floppy, answered YES to prompts."</p><p></p><p>"Uninstalled Symantec Anti Virus, informed user that Tivoli will automatically reinstall it if they leave the PC powered on for the weekend, and everything will be ready to go on Monday."</p><p></p><p>"Found insufficient disk space was due to the usual reason, downloaded porn. Confiscated PC and turned it over to security."</p><p></p><p>"Had user open case, power up the PC and insert and remove a pair of scissors into each slot of the power supply, while watching the screen to see when the problem cleared up."</p><p></p><p>If you hope to remain employed by UPS, you do not want to do this....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Anonymoose Cow Orker, post: 110985"] How about solutions that can not be performed via NetOp, or lead to a situation that can not be solved via NetOp? Or solutions that offer specific steps that may appear valid to the layman. Or solutions that left the user without a PC. Or solutions that may offend the caller if offered.... "Replaced user." "Booted from DS Win2K 5.03 floppy, answered YES to prompts." "Uninstalled Symantec Anti Virus, informed user that Tivoli will automatically reinstall it if they leave the PC powered on for the weekend, and everything will be ready to go on Monday." "Found insufficient disk space was due to the usual reason, downloaded porn. Confiscated PC and turned it over to security." "Had user open case, power up the PC and insert and remove a pair of scissors into each slot of the power supply, while watching the screen to see when the problem cleared up." If you hope to remain employed by UPS, you do not want to do this.... [/QUOTE]
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