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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 72481" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>How To Cook A Turkey" </p><p>aka "Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies"</p><p></p><p>Step 1 : Go buy a turkey</p><p>Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey</p><p>Step 3 : Put turkey in the oven</p><p>Step 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskey</p><p>Step 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovens</p><p></p><p>Step 6 : Take three more whiskeys of drink</p><p>Step 7 : Turn oven the on</p><p>Step 8 : Take four whisks of drinkey</p><p>Step 9 : Turk the bastey</p><p></p><p>Step 10 : Whiskey another bottle of get</p><p>Step 11 : Stick a turkey in the thermometer</p><p>Step 12 : Glass yourself another pour of whiskey</p><p>Step 13 : Bake the whiskey for four hours</p><p></p><p>Step 14 : Take the oven out of the turkey</p><p>Step 15 : Take the oven out of the turkey</p><p>Step 16 : Floor the turkey up off of the pick</p><p>Step 17 : Turk the carvey</p><p></p><p>Step 18 : Get yourself another scottle of botch</p><p>Step 19 : Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass</p><p> of turkey</p><p>Step 20 : Bless the saying, pass and eat out</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 72481, member: 1246"] How To Cook A Turkey" aka "Thanksgiving Turkey for Dummies" Step 1 : Go buy a turkey Step 2 : Take a drink of whiskey Step 3 : Put turkey in the oven Step 4 : Take another two drinks of whiskey Step 5 : Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6 : Take three more whiskeys of drink Step 7 : Turn oven the on Step 8 : Take four whisks of drinkey Step 9 : Turk the bastey Step 10 : Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11 : Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12 : Glass yourself another pour of whiskey Step 13 : Bake the whiskey for four hours Step 14 : Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15 : Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16 : Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17 : Turk the carvey Step 18 : Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19 : Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20 : Bless the saying, pass and eat out [/QUOTE]
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