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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 277079" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>Guys like practical gifts. They don't like candles, soaps, decorator items, pictures or clothes. We do. Males like tools, man toys, tickets and subscriptions to things.</p><p> </p><p>Actually, I wouldn't mind a gift certificate from the Home Depot or Black and Decker. I like woodworking and miniatures, so just let me pick out my own power tools, thank you very much!!! </p><p> </p><p>I do the yardwork and somehow need to get across to someone that</p><p>a summer anniversary doesn't necessarily mean a new lawnmower!</p><p> </p><p><strong><em>In other words:</em></strong></p><p> </p><p>It's not difficult to make a woman happy.</p><p> </p><p>A man only needs to be:</p><p> </p><p>1. a friend</p><p> </p><p>2. a companion</p><p> </p><p>3. a lover</p><p> </p><p>4. a brother</p><p> </p><p>5. a father</p><p> </p><p>6. a master</p><p> </p><p>7. a chef</p><p> </p><p>8. an electrician</p><p> </p><p>9. a carpenter</p><p> </p><p>10. a plumber</p><p> </p><p>11. a mechanic</p><p> </p><p>12. a decorator</p><p> </p><p>13. a stylist</p><p> </p><p>14. a psychologist</p><p> </p><p>15. a pest exterminator</p><p> </p><p>16. a psychiatrist</p><p> </p><p>17. a healer</p><p> </p><p>18. a good listener</p><p> </p><p>19. an organizer</p><p> </p><p>20. a good father</p><p> </p><p>21. very clean</p><p> </p><p>22. sympathetic</p><p> </p><p>23. athletic</p><p> </p><p>24. warm</p><p> </p><p>25. attentive</p><p> </p><p>26. gallant</p><p> </p><p>27. intelligent</p><p> </p><p>29. funny</p><p> </p><p>30. creative</p><p> </p><p>31. tender</p><p> </p><p>32. strong</p><p> </p><p>33. understanding</p><p> </p><p>34. tolerant</p><p> </p><p>35. prudent</p><p> </p><p>36. ambitious</p><p> </p><p>37. capable</p><p> </p><p>38. courageous</p><p> </p><p>39. determined</p><p> </p><p>40. true</p><p> </p><p>41. dependable</p><p> </p><p>42. passionate</p><p> </p><p>43. compassionate</p><p> </p><p>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:</p><p> </p><p>45. give her compliments regularly</p><p> </p><p>46. love shopping</p><p> </p><p>47. be honest</p><p> </p><p>48. be rich</p><p> </p><p>49. never stress her out</p><p> </p><p>50. not look at another woman</p><p> </p><p>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:</p><p> </p><p>51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself</p><p> </p><p>52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself</p><p> </p><p>53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she </p><p>goes</p><p> </p><p>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:</p><p> </p><p>54. Never to forget:</p><p> </p><p>* birthdays</p><p> </p><p>* anniversaries</p><p> </p><p>* arrangements she makes</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY</p><p> </p><p>1. Show up scantily clad</p><p> </p><p>2. Bring food</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>...and people wonder why men and women are so different.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 277079, member: 8657"] Guys like practical gifts. They don't like candles, soaps, decorator items, pictures or clothes. We do. Males like tools, man toys, tickets and subscriptions to things. Actually, I wouldn't mind a gift certificate from the Home Depot or Black and Decker. I like woodworking and miniatures, so just let me pick out my own power tools, thank you very much!!! I do the yardwork and somehow need to get across to someone that a summer anniversary doesn't necessarily mean a new lawnmower! [B][I]In other words:[/I][/B] It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a psychologist 15. a pest exterminator 16. a psychiatrist 17. a healer 18. a good listener 19. an organizer 20. a good father 21. very clean 22. sympathetic 23. athletic 24. warm 25. attentive 26. gallant 27. intelligent 29. funny 30. creative 31. tender 32. strong 33. understanding 34. tolerant 35. prudent 36. ambitious 37. capable 38. courageous 39. determined 40. true 41. dependable 42. passionate 43. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be rich 49. never stress her out 50. not look at another woman AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up scantily clad 2. Bring food ...and people wonder why men and women are so different. [/QUOTE]
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