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<blockquote data-quote="Fred&#039;s Myth" data-source="post: 3674708" data-attributes="member: 55587"><p>Came home to see my next door neighbor sitting on his front porch, tears falling from his eyes.</p><p>Having asked him what was wrong, he pointed to an unwrapped present sitting next to him.</p><p>Sobbing, he pointed to his wrist at a brand new Rolex.</p><p>I tried to console him, agreeing that such a beautiful present would bring me to tears, also.</p><p>Who could possibly have given him such a beautiful present?</p><p>Shaking his head, no, and gaining control of his emotions, he explained that the gorgeous lesbian couple next door had asked him what he wanted for his 65th birthday.</p><p>Now crying unconsolably, he said "I told them I wanted <em>to</em> watch!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fred's Myth, post: 3674708, member: 55587"] Came home to see my next door neighbor sitting on his front porch, tears falling from his eyes. Having asked him what was wrong, he pointed to an unwrapped present sitting next to him. Sobbing, he pointed to his wrist at a brand new Rolex. I tried to console him, agreeing that such a beautiful present would bring me to tears, also. Who could possibly have given him such a beautiful present? Shaking his head, no, and gaining control of his emotions, he explained that the gorgeous lesbian couple next door had asked him what he wanted for his 65th birthday. Now crying unconsolably, he said "I told them I wanted [I]to[/I] watch!" [/QUOTE]
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