New Republican low - Congressional Baseball Shooting

[vantexan]

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Unless you're Hispanic, then you say "yo Holmes!"

 

[pickup]

I heard that a Tyson lobbyist who was a volunteer coach for the republican baseball team was also shot.

How noble of him to volunteer his time . I can just imagine his coaching advice as he walks to the mound, "yeah the next guy up can't hit a curve and when that bill about not caging chickens comes up, make sure it is dead on arrival."

 

[Sportello]

What did Rand Paul tweet a year ago about the 2nd Amendment?

 

[Catatonic]

What did Rand Paul tweet a year ago about the 2nd Amendment?

"I stand 100% behind the 2nd Amendment ... everyone has the right to free speech!"

No wait, that was George W. Bush.

 

[Sportello]

Close.

Why do we have a Second Amendment? It's not to shoot deer. It's to shoot at the government when it becomes tyrannical!

 

[BrownArmy]

America’s Lethal Politics

 

[moreluck]

He seemed like such a quiet guy who wouldn't hurt a fly....

 

[BrownArmy]

And, here we go:

Their Own Targeted, Republicans Want Looser Gun Laws, Not Stricter Ones

 

[Catatonic]

And, here we go:

Their Own Targeted, Republicans Want Looser Gun Laws, Not Stricter Ones

That is a bit funny if not ironic.

 

[newfie]

That is a bit funny if not ironic.

stop hogging my derails.

 

[newfie]

 

[pickup]

Well it looks like the Democrats can win after all, they won the game today against the Republicans by a score of 11-2.

In actuality, the score was 2-0 but the 9th circuit ruled in favor of the Democrats' emergency petition which stated that women and minority members of the team should get extra runs for the team.

The 9th circuit went the extra mile in its majority opinion which stated , amongst other things, that it was suspected that Russians interfered with a foul ball that a Democrat tried to catch near the stands

 

[BrownArmy]

Well it looks like the Democrats can win after all, they won the game today against the Republicans by a score of 11-2.

In actuality, the score was 2-0 but the 9th circuit ruled in favor of the Democrats' emergency petition which stated that women and minority members of the team should get extra runs for the team.

The 9th circuit went the extra mile in its majority opinion which stated , amongst other things, that it was suspected that Russians interfered with a foul ball that a Democrat tried to catch near the stands

Why do you hate America?

 

[pickup]

Why do you hate America?

Your insinuation woundeth my very soul.

 

[BrownArmy]

Your insinuation woundeth my very soul.

Why does your soul hate America?

 

[wkmac]

Why does your soul hate America?

 

[Catatonic]

I was just listening to an update on Congressman Scalise's condition and they said he would be in the hospital for months.
He is lucky he doesn't have Obamacare!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I was just listening to an update on Congressman Scalise's condition and they said he would be in the hospital for months.
He is lucky he doesn't have Obamacare!

GoFundMe?

(I can be snarky too.)

 

[Sportello]

I was just listening to an update on Congressman Scalise's condition and they said he would be in the hospital for months.
He is lucky he doesn't have Obamacare!

Fake.

 

[Catatonic]

GoFundMe?

(I can be snarky too.)

Yeah but mine is not only made first, it's higher quality.