$184,000 Man

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My father in law is a retired school administrator. He always says it would have a hell of a job if it weren't for those damned kids

I had thought about becoming a substitute teacher upon retirement until my daughter reminded that I don't like kids.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

ORION team is on our center too. I was on vacation while my route got its ride. I haven't used it or even bothered to look at it once, haven't heard diddly poo about it.

When the team was in our center they made every effort to make sure to ride with the bid driver.

 

[trickpony1]

I had thought about becoming a substitute teacher upon retirement until my daughter reminded that I don't like kids.

That's scary and;

do you like anybody?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

That's scary and;

do you like anybody?

A select few.

Sorry, you're not one of them.

 

[trickpony1]

Sorry, you're not one of them.

I'm crushed.

I may need counseling.

 

[Returntosender]

Someone will be creative ship cigarettes in Costco paper boxes.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Someone will be creative ship cigarettes in Costco paper boxes.

Like when they changed the Beanie Baby boxes?

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

ORION says "If every driver shaved 1 mile off their route, UPS would save $50 million dollars..." Heard that crap today at our ORION indoctrination speech today. Oh, boy! And it begins!

They could have saved millions by just telling us we are now allowed to back in driveways.

 

[brownmonster]

I'm crushed.

I may need counseling.

Does your insurance cover it?

 

[Brownslave688]

My father in law is a retired school administrator. He always says it would have a hell of a job if it weren't for those damned kids

I'd say they do alright anyway.


At least around here they sure do.

 

[clean hairy]

ORION says "If every driver shaved 1 mile off their route, UPS would save $50 million dollars..." Heard that crap today at our ORION indoctrination speech today. Oh, boy! And it begins!

of course they will not mention how they spend many times that amount in ot due to orion making the route longer to run timewise.

 

[Returntosender]

Like when they changed the Beanie Baby boxes?

The rev auditors say a case of paper is 50lbs a case of cigarettes is 35 lbs. Some smuggler will try and gets the cigarettes weights in a paper box as close as possible and ship them to NYC.

As for Beanie baby boxes didn't know they changed boxes. I see lots Deckers boxes and pro flowers lately.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

When Beanie Babies first came out the packaging they used to ship them were all clearly marked with the contents. It didn't take long for the manufacturer to change the packaging.

 

[Dragon]

Ask him how much he costs the company, then ask what does he do to earn it?

Baby sits you guys...

 

[tourists24]

Baby sits you guys...

That's not included in "the plan"... you have to do that on the center's dime

 

[Jackburton]

Babysitters don't come cheap these days.

Baby sits you guys...

Much like all management, you repeat the same things over and over without realizing it's already been done. TTKU Dragon, or do you need baby to draw you a picture to put on the fridge so you can keep up?

 

[Catatonic]

Much like all management, you repeat the same things over and over without realizing it's already been done. TTKU Dragon, or do you need baby to draw you a picture to put on the fridge so you can keep up?

Really?
Like you and other drivers don't repeat the same mindless drivel?
Geez, get a grip!

 

[Jackburton]

Really?
Like you and other drivers don't repeat the same mindless drivel?
Geez, get a grip!

I love a Double Decker 1/4lb Standard Sandwich, want a bite?

 

[Catatonic]

I love a Double Decker 1/4lb Standard Sandwich, want a bite?

You got a firm grip?

 

[Jackburton]

You got a firm grip?

Like a model holding a burger half their body weight.