Hmmm. Does a red bandanna count? Normally I would say no, but in this instance I have to ask, is the ascot/bandanna "red" as in "red", or "red" as in "red", "orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet"?I give ya credit, it was funny...just not too accurate. I am a Texas, married, never had a manicure other than trimming my own nails. Ascot? Does a red bandanna count?