Amazon Is Waiting Patiently

Commercial Inside Release

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I talked to the Amazon girl today about a misdelivery at my house. She said she couldn’t take it because she would get in trouble. The customer just has to file a refund. This is the future. Amazing.
You can ask any UPS clerk that, too. UPS is all over the idea of pushing insurance claims onto Amazon. Amazon will just send another to the customer.
 

MassWineGuy

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After I cleared yesterday and was driving back to the building, on a busy highway, I saw two large, clear plastic bags on the shoulder full of blue and white Amazon plastic shipping envelopes. I mean, come on! They’d have to drive with the doors open for that to happen.
 

vantexan

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After I cleared yesterday and was driving back to the building, on a busy highway, I saw two large, clear plastic bags on the shoulder full of blue and white Amazon plastic shipping envelopes. I mean, come on! They’d have to drive with the doors open for that to happen.
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
The warm smell of diesel
Wafting up in the air

Up ahead in the distance
Saw a horrible sight
Amazon bags everywhere
Gave me a terrible fright

My mgr told me
Don't be afraid of Amazon
Won't be very long now
You'll beg them to hire on
 
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