floridays
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The holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
ie - Lauren's cooter smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
That is funnier the second time around, all that is lacking is a photo of this "Lauren" character, and the supposed smelly bearded gash, or axe wound of course.