I do wish we had a helper to open / close doors and our landing gear up/ down ,, that would realeve a lot of stress !! Maybe this contract
It'd probably be heartbreaking to watch a feeder driver trying to do either with a big feeder gut center of gravity.
(Cues the sad music Sarah McLachlan help a feeder driver ad)
"Every hour
A feeder driver has to open or close a door
Or put landing gear up or down"
(One by one close-ups of big gut feeder drivers looking really sad as depressing captions about their lives pop up every couple frames)
(Cue a sitting Sarah McLachlan petting a feeder driver on the sad story couch)
"Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan. Please say you'll be the answer for an innocent feeder driver who's winded right now. A feeder driver who needs your minimal physical help. For just 18 minutes per week, you'll rescue a feeder driver from overexertion.
Please call now to receive this beautiful tote bag full of cheeseburgers."
(Camera pans back out with more sad feeder drivers being petted as the number to call to save a feeder driver today remains on screen)