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upschuck

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For the newbs, after the waiver period, (early Wed morning), all untaken players become Free Agents and can be picked up at any time up until their game starts. Those players dropped have to pass through a 2 day waiver period again before they become free agents.
 
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Tumbling Turds Draft Report Card
C
Grade
  • Recap
  • Draft Results
Coinciding with Some Early-Round Reaches, Tumbling Turds Embarrassed Themselves
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Draft Summary
Tumbling Turds was handed a solid draft position and apparently they saw that as an opportunity to blow it. Even though they had the second overall pick, they're projected to finish 14th in BC Football League with a mark of 4-9-0 (1,452 points). They loaded up on pass-catching weapons early on, using four of their first seven selections to acquire WRs Amari Cooper (third round), Jarvis Landry (fourth round), Stevie Johnson (sixth round), and Devin Funchess (seventh round). Despite that strategy, they ended up with one of the worst groups of WRs in the league.
We're not mad. We're just disappointed. Go nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame to make it up to us.



Schedule
Tumbling Turds can write off Week 6 as a scheduling injustice and use that time to consider other injustices: for example, why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal during the ceremony at the end of Star Wars? Wookie bias? They have three players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have one of the toughest schedules. Corresponding with the third-most demanding overall schedule, Tumbling Turds also has the toughest first four games of the season.

Draft Notes
  • Great Idea, Poor Execution
    Tumbling Turds will need a hand from the waiver wire in Week 9, as their only K (Justin Tucker) and only DEF (Kansas City) will both be on bye that week.

  • No Back-Up No Cry
    Ignoring roster depth, Tumbling Turds chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).

  • Take One Play Off and He Burns You
    Terrance Williams is a classic deep-ball weapon, ranking fourth among NFL WRs in percentage of receptions over 40 yards (7.4%).

  • Mr. Mendoza
    Mohamed Sanu is owned in only 2% of all Yahoo! leagues. Let's hope that a.) Tumbling Turds has some solid inside information, or b.) he's a close friend of the family.

  • Mr. Relevant
    In terms of projected points, the choice of Nick Foles was the strongest pick of the final round. Savvy move there, Tumbling Turds.
Player Analysis

    • Jamaal Charles, RB
    • Round 1, Pick 2
    Does Jamaal Charles Enjoy Fajitas?
    Because his all-purpose yardage figures are sizzling. Charles is projected to rank 10th in the league with 1,544 total yards.


    • Drew Brees, QB
    • Round 2, Pick 31
    Blitzkrieg
    Tumbling Turds drafted the most explosive QB in the league in Drew Brees. He's projected to drop bombs on DBs this year, to lead NFL QBs in plays over 40 yards with 13.3 and TDs over 40 yards with 5.1.


    • Amari Cooper, WR
    • Round 3, Pick 34
    Oakland's New Toy
    And now Tumbling Turds gets to play, too. Cooper's projected to finish in the top-20 for receptions this year, something that hasn't happened in Oakland since Jerry Porter ten years ago.


    • Jarvis Landry, WR
    • Round 4, Pick 63
    Rethinking That One
    Jarvis Landry went with the 63rd pick, but is projected to fall outside of the top-30 in the NFL in both receiving TDs (43rd) and receiving yards (31st) with 5.1 and 924 respectively.


    • R. Jennings, RB
    • Round 5, Pick 66
    Throwing Caution to the Wind
    They grabbed Rashad Jennings with the 66th pick, even though his ADP is only 99.1 across all Yahoo!
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Tumbling Turds
1. (2) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
2. (31) Drew Brees (NO - QB)
3. (34) Amari Cooper (Oak - WR)
4. (63) Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR)
5. (66) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
6. (95) Stevie Johnson (SD - WR)
7. (98) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
8. (127) Ronnie Hillman (Den - RB)
9. (130) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
10. (159) Terrance Williams (Dal - WR)
11. (162) Dorial Green-Beckham (Ten - WR)
12. (191) Kansas City (KC - DEF)
13. (194) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
14. (223) Mohamed Sanu (Cin - WR)
15. (226) Nick Foles (StL - QB)



Man they don't like my team at all. I think I may cry
 
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Tumbling Turds Draft Report Card
C
Grade
  • Recap
  • Draft Results
Coinciding with Some Early-Round Reaches, Tumbling Turds Embarrassed Themselves
toyota_logo.jpg

Draft Summary
Tumbling Turds was handed a solid draft position and apparently they saw that as an opportunity to blow it. Even though they had the second overall pick, they're projected to finish 14th in BC Football League with a mark of 4-9-0 (1,452 points). They loaded up on pass-catching weapons early on, using four of their first seven selections to acquire WRs Amari Cooper (third round), Jarvis Landry (fourth round), Stevie Johnson (sixth round), and Devin Funchess (seventh round). Despite that strategy, they ended up with one of the worst groups of WRs in the league.
We're not mad. We're just disappointed. Go nominate yourself for the Toyota Hall Of Fame to make it up to us.



Schedule
Tumbling Turds can write off Week 6 as a scheduling injustice and use that time to consider other injustices: for example, why doesn't Chewbacca get a medal during the ceremony at the end of Star Wars? Wookie bias? They have three players and the most projected fantasy points on bye that week. Looking at the season as a whole, they have one of the toughest schedules. Corresponding with the third-most demanding overall schedule, Tumbling Turds also has the toughest first four games of the season.

Draft Notes
  • Great Idea, Poor Execution
    Tumbling Turds will need a hand from the waiver wire in Week 9, as their only K (Justin Tucker) and only DEF (Kansas City) will both be on bye that week.

  • No Back-Up No Cry
    Ignoring roster depth, Tumbling Turds chose only one player at three different positions (TE, DEF, and K).

  • Take One Play Off and He Burns You
    Terrance Williams is a classic deep-ball weapon, ranking fourth among NFL WRs in percentage of receptions over 40 yards (7.4%).

  • Mr. Mendoza
    Mohamed Sanu is owned in only 2% of all Yahoo! leagues. Let's hope that a.) Tumbling Turds has some solid inside information, or b.) he's a close friend of the family.

  • Mr. Relevant
    In terms of projected points, the choice of Nick Foles was the strongest pick of the final round. Savvy move there, Tumbling Turds.
Player Analysis

    • Jamaal Charles, RB
    • Round 1, Pick 2
    Does Jamaal Charles Enjoy Fajitas?
    Because his all-purpose yardage figures are sizzling. Charles is projected to rank 10th in the league with 1,544 total yards.


    • Drew Brees, QB
    • Round 2, Pick 31
    Blitzkrieg
    Tumbling Turds drafted the most explosive QB in the league in Drew Brees. He's projected to drop bombs on DBs this year, to lead NFL QBs in plays over 40 yards with 13.3 and TDs over 40 yards with 5.1.


    • Amari Cooper, WR
    • Round 3, Pick 34
    Oakland's New Toy
    And now Tumbling Turds gets to play, too. Cooper's projected to finish in the top-20 for receptions this year, something that hasn't happened in Oakland since Jerry Porter ten years ago.


    • Jarvis Landry, WR
    • Round 4, Pick 63
    Rethinking That One
    Jarvis Landry went with the 63rd pick, but is projected to fall outside of the top-30 in the NFL in both receiving TDs (43rd) and receiving yards (31st) with 5.1 and 924 respectively.


    • R. Jennings, RB
    • Round 5, Pick 66
    Throwing Caution to the Wind
    They grabbed Rashad Jennings with the 66th pick, even though his ADP is only 99.1 across all Yahoo!
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Tumbling Turds
1. (2) Jamaal Charles (KC - RB)
2. (31) Drew Brees (NO - QB)
3. (34) Amari Cooper (Oak - WR)
4. (63) Jarvis Landry (Mia - WR)
5. (66) Rashad Jennings (NYG - RB)
6. (95) Stevie Johnson (SD - WR)
7. (98) Devin Funchess (Car - WR)
8. (127) Ronnie Hillman (Den - RB)
9. (130) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
10. (159) Terrance Williams (Dal - WR)
11. (162) Dorial Green-Beckham (Ten - WR)
12. (191) Kansas City (KC - DEF)
13. (194) Justin Tucker (Bal - K)
14. (223) Mohamed Sanu (Cin - WR)
15. (226) Nick Foles (StL - QB)



Man they don't like my team at all. I think I may cry
How did I do?
 
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