Books I would never buy.

[pickup]

The Art of the Dew : How to have a natural looking toupee

by Donald Trump

 

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MY GOAL TO BE BIGGER THAN AN RV
by
Kristie Alley

subtitled : From Hot to Not!

 

[Bad Gas!]

1) " I Can't Find My Diad"
By STUG

2) "UPS Employee's Are Always Mistreated "
By Tie Guy
3) "I Love UPS Management"
By Most of Brown Cafe
4) "What's That Smell"
By Bad Gas!

 

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How to be Decisive in any Situation

by Brett Favre

"to be released this fall , or maybe next spring, or the year after that, I don't know, when I get around to writing it"

 

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How to Stay under the Radar (with pictures)

by STUG

 

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How to be one's own man

by Scottie Pippen

 

[dei8]

How to Avoid Sports Injuries
NY Mets Medical Staff

The Art of Fielding
Bill Buckner

Get Bigger, The Natural Way to Work Out
David Ortiz
Manny Ramirez

The Art Of Winning A Race
Dale Earnhardt Junior

The Triple Crown
Big Brown

 

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How to Avoid Sports Injuries
NY Mets Medical Staff

The Art of Fielding
Bill Buckner

Get Bigger, The Natural Way to Work Out
David Ortiz
Manny Ramirez

The Art Of Winning A Race
Dale Earnhardt Junior

The Triple Crown
Big Brown

all good ones , especially the first one

 

[Bad Gas!]

The Art of Pet Affection
By Mike Vick


How To Spend a Billion In Five Minutes
By Obama

 

[moreluck]

I Look Fat in Black
by Sonia Sotomayor

 

[bubsdad]

The Healthy Way To Eat

by Big Babooda

 

[bubsdad]

Healthy Eating

by Big Babooda

Career Decisions

by Klein

 

[moreluck]

Treat Your Lady Special
by Chris Brown

 

[pickup]

Hunting Safety Tips

by Dick Cheney

People who purchased the above also purchased:

The Heart Healthy Diet

by Dick Cheney


and for those who like music from a right wing perspective , Dick (while on one of his many deferments from military duty) formed a musical band called:

Cheney and the Pacemakers

with hits such as :

Ferry Cross the Potomac

How Do You Do It? (take over the world)

and Don't Let the Media Catch you Lying ,the theme of which was made into this video:

Cheney lying

 

[pickup]

Healthy Eating

by Big Babooda

Career Decisions

by Klein

How to Encourage Harmonious relations amongst One's fellow BrownCafe members

by MoreLuck

 

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This was just a re-write of a book entitled "The Brick" by Karl Malone.

I just assumed by the style of this writing that it was covemaster's work . But I finally see it was done by Moreluck. Outstanding. It is no insult to be confused with covemaster.

 

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How to Break into the Music Business

by Charles Manson


you may have to research a little bit of his back story to get the joke.

 

[moreluck]

Pickup...Having read Helter Skelter a few times........Terry Melcher??

 

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Pickup...Having read Helter Skelter a few times........Terry Melcher??

Bingo! moreluck. Please stay on the line so that the screener can get your info so that you can receive your prize. There was also the Beach Boy connection. I think there is an unreleased beach boy version of a Charles Manson song that remains unreleased.

Charles learned how to play guitar during one of his stints in prison.

Here's one of his songs. It actually doesn't sound bad in many respects. It doesn't sound good in many respects either.

Charles Manson sings Look at your Game Girl

 

[moreluck]

I really have an interest in serial killers and Manson is the weirdest because he's like a serial killer that never killed anybody. He got his people to do it for him.

Wish Bundy was alive for some psychological studies to see what made him tick.

Jeffrey Dahmer was a real sicko. There have been a lot of interviews with his parents trying to understand what happened with him.

I like the books & movies about serial killers.......don't know why.....just an interesting genre.