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[sailfish]

They will look like this.



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OMGGG I have to squeeeeze them

 

[Turdferguson]

Finally a termination we can make stick

Teflon teamster baby

 

[Turdferguson]

OMGGG I have to squeeeeze them

That was the last litter, but my coworker has seen the same boyfriend hanging around and she has a big baby bump and picked up a pound of weight while I was off

 

[Turdferguson]

@cheryl am I allowed to start a thread to find homes for Chauncey's next litter on BC, or is that a TOS?

 

[cosmo1]

That was the last litter, but my coworker has seen the same boyfriend hanging around and she has a big baby bump and picked up a pound of weight while I was off

Time to have a little 'discussion' with the boyfriend. Maybe recruit Dave to handle it.

 

[Turdferguson]

Time to have a little 'discussion' with the boyfriend. Maybe recruit Dave to handle it.

I was thinking the same thing honestly

 

[Catatonic]

@cheryl am I allowed to start a thread to find homes for Chauncey's next litter on BC, or is that a TOS?

You can't but any body else can!

 

[cosmo1]

I was thinking the same thing honestly

Randy tomcat?

I have a lob wedge I could loan you.

 

[Turdferguson]

Randy tomcat?

I have a lob wedge I could loan you.

I still got my dad's possum stick handy

 

[Turdferguson]

You can't but any body else can!

So any one else can

 

[Turdferguson]

You can't but any body else can!

Can my friend @Shamus post one

 

[cosmo1]

I still got my dad's possum stick handy

Is that a Kentucky version of a shillelagh?

Pics, please.

 

[Turdferguson]

Is that a Kentucky version of a shillelagh?

Pics, please.

Kinda. It was a pick axe handle my dad tried to kill a possum with. Beat on that bastard for about 20 minutes. Afterwards the possum got up, looked at my dad, and strolled off to the sewer. Whole time my dad was gasping for breath and about to pass out

 

[cosmo1]

Kinda. It was a pick axe handle my dad tried to kill a possum with. Beat on that bastard for about 20 minutes. Afterwards the possum got up, looked at my dad, and strolled off to the sewer. Whole time my dad was gasping for breath and about to pass out

Nastiest little mammals in creation.

My Jack Russell had one on it's back, cornered under the deck a couple years ago. She was smart enough to stay away from it's teeth.

My garden spade was more than enough to dispatch the little bastard.

 

[Brownslave688]

They will look like this.



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That's awesome instead of drowning them one at a time I could fit them all in a 5 gallon bucket.

 

[Turdferguson]

Nastiest little mammals in creation.

My Jack Russell had one on it's back, cornered under the deck a couple years ago. She was smart enough to stay away from it's teeth.

My garden spade was more than enough to dispatch the little bastard.

My dad was suffering from congestive heart failure, emphysema, and a plastic valve in his heart that was slowly giving away he couldn't rip a paper bag with that stick

 

[Brownslave688]

Kinda. It was a pick axe handle my dad tried to kill a possum with. Beat on that bastard for about 20 minutes. Afterwards the possum got up, looked at my dad, and strolled off to the sewer. Whole time my dad was gasping for breath and about to pass out

When I was in college there was a possum by our dorms. bunch of college baseball players had to beat on that thing for like 10 min with a baseball bat. Tough suckers.

 

[Turdferguson]

That's awesome instead of drowning them one at a time I could fit them all in a 5 gallon bucket.

They ain't going to Missouri I can tell you yhay

 

[Brownslave688]

I scooped him up in the truck and dumped him off at some sketchy house lol. Asked no questions. Probably don't wanna know what he was trying to accomplish lol

We were in St. Louis this weekend. Ever party on Euclid Ave?

 

[Brownslave688]

They ain't going to Missouri I can tell you yhay

Ship them snail mail in an air tight container please.