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Yes ... I actually bought something ...lol......it's not heavy but has some tasteNice!!
Yes ... I actually bought something ...lol......it's not heavy but has some tasteNice!!
Can't anymore....Didn't you blame it on a dirty diaper?
You didn't make a move for that souvenir photo they take?I only regret it cause my wife is mad? But she was also mad because I farted in on the Nemo ride in Disney, soooooooooo shove that test up your ass!
You should add three points to the alchohol quiz....Yes ... I actually bought something ...lol......it's not heavy but has some taste
Lmao!!!!!!!!boom!!I only regret it cause my wife is mad? But she was also mad because I farted in on the Nemo ride in Disney, soooooooooo shove that test up your ass!
"Hey man, I was drunk"? "She looked better yesterday, not so fat"...You still claiming blackout? Look, we all saw what that skank looked like!
Talk about alcoholism, these guys partied better than anyone.
Uber! That way she can get freaky later! It works....Going to a wedding tonite
Guy works for a liquor distributor
Could be fun
Already told my wife your driving home baby
One thing I never did. Swear to god. No matter how drunk I was I never banged a heffer"Hey man, I was drunk"? "She looked better yesterday, not so fat"...
I'm using it tonight. I use it all the time.Uber! That way she can get freaky later! It works....
I hate when they say ok, then you see them drinking so you have to stop.Going to a wedding tonite
Guy works for a liquor distributor
Could be fun
Already told my wife your driving home baby
I have. Plenty of times. One time I woke up to a woman with one boob.....One thing I never did. Swear to god. No matter how drunk I was I never banged a heffer
Uber! That way she can get freaky later! It works....
Get the friend outta hereI have. Plenty of times. One time I woke up to a woman with one boob.....
What's your weight cut-off?One thing I never did. Swear to god. No matter how drunk I was I never banged a heffer
130.What's your weight cut-off?
True, I lifted her head off my arm, it was so asleep, she jumped up, only one boob....mastectomy, for breast cancer on the one, she wasn't bad, I tossed a grenade back in there again. Days of my youth....Get the friend outta here
Two more points. Any more and you will be in fluff.I'm using it tonight. I use it all the time.