By Invitation Only

[BakerMayfield2018]

So there's a trick to those things for a high score. You have to get on top of the bag and hit it at an angle down.


Watched two morons for half an hour hit on that thing trying to break like 750. These guys were literally running across the bar and punching it. 650, 680, 710. It was ing hilarious.

My buddies had seen me hit it a number of times and knew I always got over 900. After a few beers and lots of encouragement to show these yahoos up I was like friend it.

They put the money in and walk to the other side of the bar. Man they got it this time. I walk right in front of the machine turn and smoke it. It was like a home run swing. Knew I hit it perfect. BOOM 980!!!!

Should of seen the look on these guys faces.

How much u win!

 

[MyTripisCut]

 

[Turdferguson]

That's a true story.



But I do believe I myself sleeping on the couch that night.

Otherwise known as a Missouri water bed?

 

[Brownslave688]

Otherwise known as a Missouri water bed?

"Missouri water bed" sounds like it could be a distant cousin of the "alamaba Hot pocket"

 

[Turdferguson]

Was reading about their new fancy app for helpers.


My first thought. Man now any management can grab some misloads and go deliver them with their phone.

Sweet, maybe they won't make me drive this peak

 

[Brownslave688]

How much u win!

Couple beam and diets.



Which lead to the urination of the couch later.

 

[Turdferguson]

"Missouri water bed" sounds like it could be a distant cousin of the "alamaba Hot pocket"

Cleveland steamer is a close relative

 

[MyTripisCut]

"Missouri water bed" sounds like it could be a distant cousin of the "alamaba Hot pocket"

Just like a "Hoboken dirty skillet".

 

[Brownslave688]

You should have seen how I defiled her daughter the other day

Oh you were mistaken. The gasping for air was because you were suffocating her.

 

[MyTripisCut]

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Is that real?

Yes. It was carrying armored personnel carriers that weren't secured properly. When they lifted off the load shifted aft and Then they stalled. Never had a chance

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Sweet, maybe they won't make me drive this peak

Nobody wants you on road anyways

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Damn it @MyTripisCut. Not again

 

[MyTripisCut]

So there's a trick to those things for a high score. You have to get on top of the bag and hit it at an angle down.


Watched two morons for half an hour hit on that thing trying to break like 750. These guys were literally running across the bar and punching it. 650, 680, 710. It was ing hilarious.

My buddies had seen me hit it a number of times and knew I always got over 900. After a few beers and lots of encouragement to show these yahoos up I was like friend it.

They put the money in and walk to the other side of the bar. Man they got it this time. I walk right in front of the machine turn and smoke it. It was like a home run swing. Knew I hit it perfect. BOOM 980!!!!

Should of seen the look on these guys faces.

 

[burrheadd]

Yes. It was carrying armored personnel carriers that weren't secured properly. When they lifted off the load shifted aft and Then they stalled. Never had a chance

Did they survive?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

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[Brownslave688]

God I hope mcgregor beats his brains in.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Did they survive?

Nope. They said they fought it all the way to impact though. I guess the recording is pretty difficult to listen to

 

[Future]

I'm still lmfao at this one!!!

Once again ...stolen from MY library of fun and smiles!

 

[Future]

God I hope mcgregor beats his brains in.

He is really at a disadvantage ...Boxing rules ...