By Invitation Only

[burrheadd]

http://nypost.com/2017/08/01/men-are-sealing-their-penises-shut-to-prevent-pregnancy/

FYI, putting a sticker on your pee-pee will not prevent STDs.

If they wanna get serious about this

Put a dab of superglue on that badboy

 

[Wally]

@Wally did his magic .... I was barely awake this morn ....laughing my ass off

The rolling gif still has me cracking up!

 

[Wally]

If they wanna get serious about this

Put a dab of superglue on that badboy

Stop dating skanks.

 

[burrheadd]

Stop dating skanks.

Pfft!!

The skankier the better

 

[Operational needs]

You guys would be in heaven. I'm dropping my eldest off at a Florida Georgia Line concert. Lots of cute young eye candy for you pervs. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

You guys would be in heaven. I'm dropping my eldest off at a Florida Georgia Line concert. Lots of cute young eye candy for you pervs. Lol. View attachment 149360

 

[Wally]

You guys would be in heaven. I'm dropping my eldest off at a Florida Georgia Line concert. Lots of cute young eye candy for you pervs. Lol. View attachment 149360

Too young.

 

[Operational needs]

Too young.

Perfect for @Brownslave688. Lol.

 

[Turdferguson]

You going somewhere?

Nope.
Summer camp at Boys and Girls club is over. Got a week before school starts. My wife can't handle the boys by herself. They would drive her insane

 

[Turdferguson]

The rolling gif still has me cracking up!

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back Wally

 

[Wally]

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back Wally

Nope, none if that. ...package bowling anyone?

 

[burrheadd]

Nope.
Summer camp at Boys and Girls club is over. Got a week before school starts. My wife can't handle the boys by herself. They would drive her insane

And you won't

 

[Turdferguson]

And you won't

She is already disgusted with me and it's only been a few hours. She is giving me the stink eye as I type this

 

[Operational needs]

She is already disgusted with me and it's only been a few hours. She is giving me the stink eye as I type this

Stop bugging her then.

 

[burrheadd]

She is already disgusted with me and it's only been a few hours. She is giving me the stink eye as I type this

Easy now

She gets mil involved your ass gonna be lookin for a place to stay

 

[Operational needs]

Easy now

She gets mil involved your ass gonna be lookin for a place to stay

He can stay with Uncle Bootsy.

 

[Wally]

Nope.
Summer camp at Boys and Girls club is over. Got a week before school starts. My wife can't handle the boys by herself. They would drive her insane

Work them like dogs!

 

[Wally]

She is already disgusted with me and it's only been a few hours. She is giving me the stink eye as I type this

Set her straight! Tell her, "I'm the man around here"!

 

[Wally]

 

[burrheadd]

He can stay with Uncle Bootsy.

Hold up

I thought Bootsy was MILs man