By Invitation Only

[burrheadd]

Did you hear my good news?
The Nazis are coming to town. I am stoked. polishing up my sheleighly, or I may go with the old stand by a sock loaded with two bricks

Don't forget the Molotov cocktails

 

[Wally]

Warrant Issued For Man In Fence Sex Case

 

[upschuck]

Fried gnocchi pizza.

Doesn't help a bit. Is that burnt too?

 

[Wally]

Why mess with pizza? When something is good, leave it alone.

 

[Turdferguson]

Don't forget the Molotov cocktails

I told my brother that I was going to go down there just wearing one of those sumo wrestler diapers with my body covered in baby oil, and charge into the middle of them swinging a brick loaded sock, so that I could make it onto national news. He said if I do he has the bail money for me

 

[Wally]

Don't forget the Molotov cocktails

 

[Turdferguson]

Don't forget the Molotov cocktails

This is kentucky, we use moonshine cocktails

 

[Wally]

I told my brother that I was going to go down there just wearing one of those sumo wrestler diapers with my body covered in baby oil, and charge into the middle of them swinging a brick loaded sock, so that I could make it onto national news. He said if I do he has the bail money for me

 

[Wally]

This is kentucky, we use moonshine cocktails

 

[burrheadd]

I told my brother that I was going to go down there just wearing one of those sumo wrestler diapers with my body covered in baby oil, and charge into the middle of them swinging a brick loaded sock, so that I could make it onto national news. He said if I do he has the bail money for me

Do it !!

Strap a Go-Pro around your chest

You'll be a famous @Turdferguson

 

[Wally]

 

[Turdferguson]

I used to work with that dude on the left. We called him wild bill. Worked in the sort aisle together

 

[Wally]

Do it !!

Strap a Go-Pro around your chest

You'll be a famous @Turdferguson

 

[Wally]

I used to work with that dude on the left. We called him wild bill. Worked in the sort aisle together

 

[Turdferguson]

Do it !!

Strap a Go-Pro around your chest

You'll be a famous @Turdferguson

I'll refer to my mustache in the third person as they are leading me away in handcuffs for the news cameras

 

[burrheadd]

This is kentucky, we use moonshine cocktails

Don't forget to put some sugar in

So it'll stick

 

[Wally]

I'll refer to my mustache in the third person as they are leading me away in handcuffs for the news cameras

 

[burrheadd]

I'll refer to my mustache in the third person as they are leading me away in handcuffs for the news cameras

Tell that cop

Bless your heart

As he wacks you on the shins

 

[Wally]

I'll refer to my mustache in the third person as they are leading me away in handcuffs for the news cameras

 

[Turdferguson]

Don't forget to put some sugar in

So it'll stick

I just got to make sure it's the city police that arrest me, not the state cops. Them bastards will whip the out of you